Oak's got a hobby, nobody understands
Collecting little rocks like they're worth a hundred grand
While everybody's gaming, Oak's got one thing on his mind
"Is that a kidney stone?" — bro, you gotta draw the line!
Oak, Oak, what are you doing?
Talking 'bout kidney stones like they're something worth pursuing
Everywhere he goes, there's a rock he's gotta see
The weirdest geologist that there ever could be!
He'll find a pebble on the floor and start analyzing
"Look at this specimen!" — man, it's not surprising
He's got a pocket full of gravel and a jar on the shelf
Oak's in a category entirely by himself
Oak, Oak, what are you doing?
Talking 'bout kidney stones like they're something worth pursuing
Everywhere he goes, there's a rock he's gotta see
The weirdest geologist that there ever could be!
Put the rock down, Oak
Seriously, put it down
Just a regular pebble, man
We're walking away now...
